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Because I've got nothing else today

The other day, I was flipping through the channels when I stumbled onto a fairly bland, stupid movie. I was about ready to change it, when something caught me eye. Or rather I should say that someone caught my eye: Emanuelle Vaugier.

I knew that she looked familiar and IMDB confirmed this fact. She's been in a host of movies and/or TV shows I've seen. And I remembered her because she's darned easy on the eyes. As evidence, I offer the following:

Callisto is my favorite, too

So Glenn Reynolds' daughter is a big fan of Callisto, huh? Me too. Check out these images:

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Oh, wait a minute. Maybe that's not what she meant after all...

I could stand to see some more

Buffy, come back. Please.

Image found here via Dr. Melissa's Tweets.

Something in the water

And by water, I don't mean saline ::nudge-nudge::

I don't know what they're feeding the UK lassies these days, but I like it. Or rather, I like the results. Just imagine the ad campaign over here:

Blood pudding: it's what's for dinner!

Anyway, see my three reasons for wanting to bring the UK diet over to this country, pronto:

Rule 5 applies even to imports over here in the colonies.

A favorite revisited

It's been a couple of years since I posted pictures of the lovely Michelle Ryan. This is due in large part to The Bionic Woman having fallen afoul of the last writers' strike. In any event, she looks even hotter now, if that's possible.

Okay, I lie: it is possible. Click on images to embiggen.

If I were single, younger, richer and much, much more handsome, I still wouldn't have a snowball's chance in Hell with her. But hey, she'd be the most physically awesome woman to turn me down/kick me in the nuts so, you know, I'd have that goin' for me.

Update: I was too busy drooling over the lovely Ms. Ryan's ample charms to remember to notify Smitty about this as a Rule 5 Sunday post. Consider that mistake rectified.

New eye candy

New for me, anyway. I saw these pictures at Beer.com and wondered "who the heck is Divini Rae?" Since I no longer read (ahem) Playboy, I had reason to recognize her before. Consider her recognized now.

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A top ten list that I can get behind

Top Ten Greatest Cleavage Moments in TV History. Excerpt:

America has been patient long enough and I think it's time we all work together to make a 24-hour "Cleavage Channel" on Direct TV a reality. If we all contribute a little money or sign one of those petition things we can finally start watching quality TV shows like Battlestar Booblactica, It's Always Cleavagey In Philadelphia and everyone's favorite sports news show Cleavagecenter. For the price of a cup of coffee a day, we can finally feed our cleavage-hungry souls.

#10 Tiffani Amber Theissen (Beverly Hills 90210) - America truly enjoyed watching Kelly Kapowski grow into a woman and become "Kelly Boobwowski."

Read the rest.

Rule 5 Bikinifest (Scottish, Spanish and Australian edition)

Sure, it's a cheap disgusting way to garner hits. Sue me. But before you do, check out the pretty little lassies below. Click on the images to expand to full size.

Funny. I watched it, too

Bill watched Independence Day. AGAIN, from beginning to end. Strangely, I was watching it at the same time and for similar non-reasons:

Then again, I've been watching the fair Ms. Colin for more than twenty years, so I'm a little biased. Nothing against Ms. Vivica Fox, though.

Rule 5 Bikinifest (British invasion)

Well, I see that Smitty has a new sort of Rule 5 post up. Since this post needs to have an international flavor, I thought that I would weigh in with a trio of buxom British babes in bikinis. As far as my eye can tell, assets are not doctor assisted. Not that there's anything wrong with silicon mind, but I prefer that substance to be found in CPUs, not mammary glands.

Rule 5 Sunday

I was doing the guy thing with the TV remote and stumbled across several science fiction movies, new and old, containing some of the hottest women and women-like creatures in the universe. Since I'm a scifi fan- but not a SyFy fan (seriously: WTF were they thinking with that dumbass rebranding?)- I thought that this would be a good opportunity to indulge my taste for hot women in science fiction and got for one million hits on this blog which, at the current rate, will occur sometime around 2025.

Okay, I dig women, regardless of the scientific accuracy of their surroundings. But I've got to pretend that there is a good reason for this post. Right?

Rule 5 Wednesday

Because I've got nuthin' else on my mind.

Hey, I'm a guy. It's not like you should be surprised or anything. Anyhoo, click on the images below to enlarge to full size.

Rule #5 Sunday

In honor of Rule #5 Sunday I present the following a day early late.

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I've got nuthin'

So it's time for a little eye candy. Click on each image below to enlarge to its full, glorious size.

I could have submitted this to Rule 5 Sunday, but since this Monday, I guess that I'll have to pass until next time.

Because I've got nuthin' today

Well, I know that some of you drop by for the geeky stuff, some for the humor (what is that?) and some for reasons which still escape me. In any event, I can't think of anything else worth writing about today, so I'm going to post more pictures of former VCU student Mircea Monroe. Images not exactly safe for work, so I'm putting them below the fold.

Words of wisdom from Gerard

"I prefer bazookas to burkas," and other sound reasons women should continue to take their clothes off.

Jaw dropping eye candy photo of the exquisite Keeley Hazell ,courtesy of American Digest.

Update: For those so inclined, I hear that the voluptuous Ms. Hazell appeared in September's issue of Playboy.

We have the body

Make that bodies. Bikini clad, scifi starlets showing off their figures. Me likey. A lot.

I'll preempt Harvey here. ::hands Tricia a sandwich::

One final thought: over at Rachel Lucas' site, the lovely and talented blogmistress said this:

...and I had a serious problem with the idea that Apollo would ever find Starbuck sexually appealing.

Really? Ever? I present to you the following photographic evidence of why I, a person who dislikes coffee intensely, lust after Starbuck. In my heart, of course, much like our former bunny-chased president, only without all the anti-Semitism and anti-Americanism.

For your viewing pleasure

Because I've got nothing -although I'll have a couple of lengthy tech posts up in the near future- today, I'm going to go with what I like, and what I like is beautiful women. Let's find out who the boss is today:

The benefits of being a professional athlete

Being rich and famous does have its perks. Check out Mrs. Jeff Gordon below the fold.

There's a lot more where that came from.

Time to bring back Mr. Pointy

Of course I'm talking about the stake Buffy used

Sure I am. In any event, our favorite Slayer (I do like Faith a lot) posed for Maxim magazine's December issue. There are some preview photos for your viewing pleasure. Okay, MY viewing pleasure.

Some thoughts and a little eye candy

Anyone else watching Bionic Woman besides me? Apparently not too many of you, which is a shame. I think that the series has shown some promise, although it has been a little uneven in its quality. Good episodes alternate with mediocre episodes. I'm all for setting the stage, introducing the characters, etcetera, but just get going. Right now, the ratings are about what got The Nine killed last year.

What do I like? Here's a small list:

1. Katie Sachkoff plays someone of almost pure evil on the show. Certainly her character on BSG-Starbuck- has elements of moral confusion, but as Jaime Sommers' nemesis she's downright creepy at times.

2. I enjoyed the original series. It didn't take itself too seriously and was a lot of fun. This version is much darker and bleaker. Sort of TV noir, with some comedic elements thrown in.

3. Holy mother of god, have you taken a good look at Michelle Ryan?

Michelle #2

Michelle #3

Michelle #4

Michelle #5

Michelle #6

Oh sure, if you don't like the full lips, the flowing hair, the ample bosom, the swelling hips and the overall buff look of a gym rat, you might not think she's that attractive. Rumor has it that Senator Craig doesn't think Michelle Ryan is all that.

Interestingly, if you search the Innertubes for photos, she's actually got some pictures of her that somehow manage to make her look less than appealing. In my opinion, those photographers should all be caned. Michelle is so freakishly hot that I tend to get distracted during... what was I saying? Anyway, if I were half my current age, unmarried, rich and famous, much better looking and someone else entirely, she'd be the future ex-Mrs. Physics Geek. Unfortunately for her, I'm older and ecstatically married. So she'll have to spend her life pining for the fjords. I'd offer to comfort her, but it just wouldn't be fair.

Because I feel like it

A little bit of beauty to make the day go a little better.

Angelina #1

Angelina #2

Jeri Ryan

Something for your viewing pleasure

So I've been busy the last few days studying for my first challenge exam (out of eight). If I pass, I won't have to make a 3.5 hour roundtrip each day for 3 months to take the actual classes.

What, you might ask, does that have to do with the category of this post? Well, nothing actually, except for the fact that this is all that I have time to post right now. Enjoy some pictures of our favorite sexy Cylon; I know that I did.

Okay, I actually think that Grace Park is prettier, but Tricia Helfer sure is darned sexy.

A little mental palate cleanser

Are you getting bored with all of the current illegal immigration talk? Do your eyes glaze over whenever you see Trent Lott on television?

Okay, that last question was entirely rhetorical.

Anyway, you probably need a change of pace, something to clean out your mind. Here you go:

Now it's up to you to clean off your monitor. Perverts.

My alma mater's #1 export besides basketball

So Mircea Monroe is a graduate of VCU, huh? Too bad that I wasn't there while she was attending. She would have raised the quality of the girls that didn't want anything to do with me.

Truthfully, I didn't recognize her immediately on Drive because her hair used to be blonde.

Images below the fold, if you're interested.

My blood pressure just shot up

And I'm sweating a little. Want to know why? Check below the fold for the answer.

I swear that Jennifer Love Hewiit gets better looking each year. Follow the link for more evidence of her womanly charms.

And I still have no idea how she managed to play Audrey Hepburn. Physically, that is.

It might be a stupid movie...

But the current cover of Rolling Stone magazine provides a couple of really good reasons to go see Grindhouse.

I swear that if I were single, Rose McGowan would be the future ex-Mrs. Physics Geek. Oh, and if I were good looking and ridiculously wealthy, too. Details, details.

Update: In keeping with my last point about the future ex-Mrs. Physics Geek, allow me to present some more photos of Rose.