October 22, 2008

I don get it II

Ever watch the show Dark Skies? I might have been the only one. The show wasn't that memorable except for the introduction of one Jeri Ryan. Mmmm, Jeri... ::drools::

Where was I? Oh yeah. Anyway, when her ex-husband ran for the US Senate, the divorce records were exposed to the public. Now I'm not one to comment too much when a marriage fails. Sometimes, shit happens. But one of the things that came out was the fact that, apparently, Jack Ryan wanted to take his then wife Jeri to clubs where he could watch her having sex with other people.

Why is that bizarre? Well, if the idea alone doesn't sound stupid, check out the images below and tell me why in Hell you'd want to watch someone else have sex with her when you should, by all rights, be at home, giving her the business until your hear and/or back gave out.

BTW, I've resized most of the images. Click on them to expand them to full size.


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And just in case you were wondering, yes, she is most definitely on my list.

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October 16, 2008

I don't get it

So Tea Leoni and David Duchovny have split, huh? I know what you're thinking: it's because David is a sex addict. Well, no, actually. As it turns out, Tea and Billy Bob Thornton have, apparently, been bumping uglies. In Thornton's case, that's an easy task.

Billy Bob was married to Angelina Jolie and now he's been knocking boots with Tea Leoni. In both cases, he not only dated outside of his weight class, he dated outside of his species. I will assume that he's hung like a rutting Koidak bear, because he's not hitting it with such spectacular women on his suave and debonair good looks. Let's have a look, shall we?

Tea Leoni


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And now, Billy Bob Thornton

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I simply cannot be the only one who sees a problem here.

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October 19, 2007

Sniffing glue as a career builder

Interestingly, except for the train wreck that is Britney Spears, the videos linked here at Cracked are pretty damned scary. I especially like the description of Affleck's drunken, loutish behavior: Ben Affleck shows off his acting abilities by improvising the lead up to a violent rape. In any event, I give you The 11 Most Unintentionally Poignant Drunk Celebrity Videos.

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June 27, 2007

Someone had to say it

The N.Y. Post comes up with some of the best fauxtography on the planet:

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May 02, 2006

We can only hope

So Jennifer Love Hewitt might pose nude for Playboy, huh?


Although Hewitt, 26, has a hit with CBS's Ghost Whisperer, she still wants a film career and doesn't feel she's getting the right scripts. "She always gets offered a cute little sidekick role," another friend says. "She told me that maybe a sexy magazine layout with her showing her assets might give her a little edgier image and she might be considered for a femme fatale role. She knows she can pull it off, but she thinks casting directors aren't so sure."

I'm voting for edgier, but that's just me. See below the fold for a couple of reasons.

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