May 11, 2013

What he said

Russ over at Ace's place makes the following observation, which I'm going to excerpt in full because it's short:

A peer-reviewed study comparing/contrasting the effectiveness of various lubricants in easing the pain of having Comprehensive Immigration Reform jammed up America's collective squeakhole. In descending order of effectiveness:

1. Astroglide

2. Vaseline

3. Spit

4. Nothing (control group)

5. Assurances that "Hispanics are a natural GOP constituency, and will rocket conservatism back into the White House for the next 50 years"

6. Sand

I noticed that he didn't add a seventh entry for "broken glass". I'm sure it was just an oversight.

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