February 12, 2007

An idea whose time has come

Presenting the Autorantic Virtual Moonbat, courtesy of Sean Gleeson:

I believe that I'll add the smaller version in the sidebar, which differs in this respect from the original:

Unlike the live chat module, which lets you talk back to the robot, the sidebar module won’t let anyone else get a word in edgewise. All you can do is click the “RANT” button and get ranted at. (Although if the robot sits idle for a couple of minutes, it gets antsy and rants without you.)

Cool. It'll be like talking politics with one of my lefty friends. KEEP YOUR PATRIARCHY OFF MY UTERUS!!!(apologies to Jeff Goldstein).

Update: I asked the AVM for some sports predictions. Q&A below the fold.

Q: So who will win the World Series this year?
A: "Win". Pigs? Of course, when the Israelis say "VICTORY," they really mean "fur"! When they say "DEMOCRACY," it is just a code word for "violence"!!! I hate you!! U.S. get out of Liberia!

Q: Will the Colts repeat as Superbowl champions?
A: On the TOPIC of "champions": If you aren't INCENSED and GALACTOPHAGOUS about the religion of this president, then you are a Repooplicker errand boy of Bill O'Reilly and the Likud Party!!! Whatever!!!!?

I got a little tired of having to ask questions. so here's the mini-AVM. It'll speak its mind without asking which, I suppose, is even more realistic. Many times have I run into an Autorantic Real Moonbat who spewed whatever happened to be passing into his mouth from his colon.

Posted by Physics Geek at February 12, 2007 11:35 AM | TrackBack StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
Comments

Fun, I'll try to remember to link it at the next capton jam.

Posted by: Rodney Dill at February 12, 2007 07:19 PM

I just couldn't resist:

Me: Is Physic geek cool or what?
Moonbat: Cool! Oh!!! Baptists. What next? Since 1999, 7,317 Puerto Ricans have been erased in Africa.

Posted by: vw bug at February 12, 2007 08:01 PM

Val, that was just plain mean :-P

But funny. Very, very funny.


Posted by: physics geek at February 13, 2007 12:48 PM

"What would be an appropriate, relevant comment to leave on this post?"

"Why do you say appropriate!!!!? The THIEVING monkey's War Against Tofu must end now. I reject IMPERIALISM and meat!! I am not one of John ROBERTS's pep rally of Christian brown-nosers!! I reject lies and oil?"

Posted by: Harvey at February 17, 2007 12:36 AM