February 02, 2016

Bel-low (sung by the Minotaur)

Everyone was so excited when Adele's song Hello came out. Personally, I thought my ears would bleed. She has a good voice, but tends to BELLOW just a little too much for my taste. Therefore, I present a cover of her song:

Bel-low (sung by the Minotaur) ------------------------------

BEL-LOW, it's me
I was wondering if after all these years you'd come to Crete
You know that you are beaten
They say this time's supposed to kill ya
But I ain't done much eatin'

BEL-LOW, can you hear me
I'm in the Labyrinth dreaming about who I used to eat
When you were human and free
I've almost forgotten how people are simply tasty meat

There'll be a big wall around us
And rhw Aegean Sea

BEL-LOW from the other side
I must have killed a thousand times
I'd tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But you die when you come inside my home

BEL-LOW from the outside
At least I can say that you've died
I'd tell you I'm sorry for eating your heart
But it won't matter because I won't tear you apart anymore

BEL-LOW, how are you?
It's so typical of me to try and kill you I'm sorry
I hope that you're well
You'll never make it out of this place where no one ever survives


It's no secret that the just you alone
Are running out of time

So BEL-LOW from the other side
I must have killed a thousand times
I'd tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But you die when you come inside my home

So BEL-LOW from the other side
I must have killed a thousand times
I'd tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But you die when you come inside my home

Ooooohh, inside my home
Ooooohh, inside my home
Ooooohh, inside my home
Inside my home

So BEL-LOW from the other side
I must have killed a thousand times
I'd tell you I'm sorry for everything that I've done
But you die when you come inside my home

So BEL-LOW from the outside
At least I can say that you've died
I'd tell you I'm sorry for eating your heart
But it won't matter because I won't tear you apart anymore

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