April 19, 2006

I do not think it means what you think it means

Here's the title of the article: U.S.: Israel Has Right to Defend Itself

And here is some of the text:


Israel has a right to defend itself but should consider the effect on peace prospects as it weighs a response to a deadly suicide bombing in Tel Aviv, the State Department said Tuesday.

Peace prospects? PEACE PROSPECTS?! Are you fucking kidding me? The only peace that Hamas wants is the kind that they'll get when all of those icky Jews are dead. Well excuse me for thinking that Israel should make a new parking lot where the current Palestinian headquarters are located.

It's like Groundhog Day, only without the Andie McDowell sex at the end:

1) Israel peacefully coexists with its frothing mad neighbors

2) Said neighbors kill a buttload of Israelis

3) Israel kills the people responsible

4) The world condemns Israel's action as not helping the peace process

5) Repeat ad nauseum

The freaks out there depend on the fact that the Israelis are civilized people. THere are many times that I wish they were a little less civilized and that they would fucking wipe one of their enemies off the map. Then again, I'm a dick, so your mileage may vary.

Posted by Physics Geek at April 19, 2006 08:00 AM | TrackBack StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
Comments

I blow goats. Whenver I watch Animal Planet I immediately pop a chubby. I envy the Israelis because the live closer to camels that I do and that is one animal I'm dying to sodomize. Barring that, I want it to ram it's double-humped penis into my cornhole.

Posted by: Humanist at April 24, 2006 09:02 AM