November 18, 2005

Definition of a bad day

Graumagus created a new one. Excerpt:

Some time later this week I'm scheduled to be struck by a frozen meteor of blue feces released midflight from a faulty airline toilet resevoir. I won't be lucky enough to die from the hit, instead it will permanentally stain my head and face blue and give me brain damage so I wander the earth like a slack-jawed, drooling, Pictish village idiot complete with stank ass lumpy woad paint. It will forever limit my career options to begging for sandwich crusts and ketchup packets, being a Wal-mart greeter, or becoming economic advisor for Governor Blagojevich.

My advice? Start drinking heavily.

Posted by Physics Geek at November 18, 2005 01:25 PM | TrackBack StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!

We're talking about Grau, here.

I think you meant to say "keep" drinking heavily :-)

Posted by: Harvey at November 21, 2005 06:46 PM