June 29, 2005

Battle of the sexes

Retread humor
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Women's Prayer:

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man,
who's not a creep. One who's handsome, smart
and strong, one who loves to listen long. One who
thinks before he speaks, when he says he'll call,
he won't wait weeks. I pray that he is gainfully
employed, when I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, massages my
back and begs to do more. Oh, send me a man who'll
make love to my mind, knows what to answer to "how
big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to
no end, and never attempt to hit on my friends.

Amen.


Man's Prayer:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs
who owns a liquor store.

Amen

Posted by Physics Geek at June 29, 2005 02:34 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
Comments

Well, I meet some of her requirements. I'm very careful to make sure that the women I hit on don't even know her...

Posted by: triticale at June 30, 2005 09:54 PM