June 24, 2005

New product to market

I'm going to butt heads with Pampers and Huggies by creating my own brand of diapers: SCOTUS Briefs. Each diaper will have a complete miniaturized copy of the US Constitution on the inside and the names of our current SCOTUS justices on the outside.

The message might be too subtle, but I'm willing to chance it. I expect offers to come pouring in, what with all the extra money people will have after local governments have sold their homes to Chuck E. Cheese.

Posted by Physics Geek at June 24, 2005 10:11 AM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!

You might want to make them compete with Depends, that way some of the SCOTUS might be wearing them when they wipe themselves.

Posted by: Mythilt at June 27, 2005 12:17 PM