June 12, 2005

What do you mean, the employees can defend themselves?

I'm certain that some honchos at 7-11 HQ are thinking that very thing right now. They're probably writing a new memo now, which details things that they'll allow their employees to do when someone tries to rob them:

1) You may sneeze and blow your nose whenever you so desire. Unless you're emptying the cash register right then, of course. We don't criminals to think all of our money has snot on it.

2) After much deliberation, the 7-11 powers that be will allow you to evacuate your bowels when a pistol is pushed into your mouth. Be advised that you may NOT act in this manner if the gun is merely pressed against your temple.

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Posted by: vw bug at June 13, 2005 08:04 AM