June 08, 2005

Screenplays that didn't quite make it

Sales clerk: Whoopi Goldberg
Customer: Robert Redford

[Scene: At the counter inside a Lidden's Paint store. Customer walks in the front door and approaches the counter.]

Customer: "I'd like to buy 2 gallons of purple paint, please."

Clerk: "I'm sorry, but we're all out of that."

Customer: "Shit."

Out of the Color Purple. Coming soon to a theater near you.

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