April 19, 2005

Bastard

Steve Zahn will burn in Hell for this. Burn! I tell you. Excerpt:


He told the Calgary Sun: "Right after I finished Sahara, I flew off to a desert in Mexico to film Bandidas with Penelope and Salma Hayek.

"It's set in 1888 in Mexico. Penelope and Salma are a pair of Robin Hood-style bank robbers. I'm the American detective who's sent down to Mexico to capture them.

"They capture me and blackmail me by taking some risque photos of the three of us. I end up tied up naked on a bed with Salma and Penelope. I spent three days naked with the girls."

I think if you look up the word "prick" in the dictionary, you'll find Zahn's picture next to it. Think I'm wrong? Check out the extended entry.

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Let me reiterate: bastard.

Posted by Physics Geek at April 19, 2005 01:48 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
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