April 14, 2005

Army Sergeant on leave

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Shortly after the Korean War had ended, an Army Sergeant wandered into the Airport Bar and bought himself a drink. The waitress, having no other customers, started a conversation with him.

He described his time in battle, how scared he was, and how he had been away so long from home, he barely remembered how to have fun.

Touched by the tale, she asked "How long has it been since you were with a woman?" "1945 was the last time" he replied.

Amazed, she asked if he would like to accompany her back to her place.

"Maam, I would be most honored", and they left together.

Later, as she rolled over, she exclaimed "Wow, I cannot believe that after that, you would remember so much!"

"What do you mean?"

"Well,... you mentioned you hadn't had sex since 1945"

"What do you mean?" he said looking at his watch. "It's only 2245 now!"

Posted by Physics Geek at April 14, 2005 06:13 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
Comments

LOL!

I *love* military time :-)

Posted by: Harvey at April 15, 2005 04:02 PM