April 11, 2005

Hi! Do you know who I am?

Don't worry; no one else does either, since I've spent my entire "career" laboring in obscurity. However, I've finally found a group of misfits, losers, geeks, dorks and dweebs still living in their parents' basement who will pay big money for my autograph: fans at a Star Trek convention. My 30-second appearance as Red-shirted Cannon Fodder #3 in episode 13 has garnered me more attention than any of my other roles, including Guy in Drive-Thru in Coming To America. I've even almost been offered sex for my John Hancock. Either that, or she just told me to "Fuck off". Regardless, my social calendar is completely booked for the rest of the year, as I will be appearing at DorkCon XXIII, LoserFest XIV and PizzafaceQuest III.

The SAG Unknown Bit-players Card: don't leave home without it.

Posted by Physics Geek at April 11, 2005 06:12 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
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The one convention I went to had William Shatner there and he was an EXCELLENT speaker. Hope you make a ton of money with your signatures. ;-)

Posted by: vw bug at April 11, 2005 08:27 PM

The one I went to had George Takei as the speaker. Very good stuff.

Maybe it didn't come through, but this was supposed to be a sarcastic piece. I'm old, but not old enough to have been in a episode of ST.

Posted by: physics geek at April 12, 2005 01:58 AM

Oops... guess I'm just too tired.

Posted by: vw bug at April 14, 2005 12:37 AM