April 07, 2005

And now for something completely different

Thank Wizbang for the following story. It was far too bizarre NOT to post a link to, but it's pretty gross. Excerpt:

Upon interrogation, Lohman confessed to cutting the woman's hair and to cutting the hair of Asian female students at least eight other times, University communications director Lauren Robinson-Brown '85 said. All of the hair-snipping incidents occurred on campus, Davall said.

Lohman also admitted to pouring his bodily fluids into the drinks of Asian female students on more than 50 occasions, Robinson-Brown said. The fluids poured into the drinks were semen and urine, Lt. Dennis McManimon, the Borough police's spokesman, said in an interview Tuesday.

"In my 23 years in the department, this is clearly the most bizarre case that I've seen," McManimon said.

I should hope so.

Posted by Physics Geek at April 7, 2005 04:43 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!

Ya know, the hair I can sort of understand - Asian girls have that straight-black-silky thing going on - it's definitely fetish material

The fluids... I'm not getting that part.

Posted by: Harvey at April 7, 2005 06:18 PM

"The fluids... I'm not getting that part."

Good thing. I'd be seriously worried if you were "getting" that part.

Posted by: physics geek at April 7, 2005 09:17 PM