July 19, 2004

A retirement plan for the rest of us

If you bought $1000 of Nortel stock a year ago, it would now be worth
$49.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5 left.

Now, if you bought $1,000 worth of Coors Light (the beer, not the
stock) over the past year, drank all the beer, then turned in the cans
for the aluminum recycling price, you would have $214.

Based on these figures, my current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle! This is my new retirement program. I call it my
401Keg.

Posted by Physics Geek at July 19, 2004 05:30 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!
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