May 24, 2004

Chain Letter for Men

This chain letter was started by a gentleman in the hopes of bringing relief
to other tired and discouraged men. Unlike most chain letters, this one does
not cost anything. Just send a copy of this letter to five of your friends
who are equally tired and discontented. Then bundle up your wife or
girlfriend and send her to the man whose name appears at the top of the
list, and add your name to the bottom of the list. When your turn comes, you
will receive 15,625 women. One of them is bound to be better than the one
you already have. At the writing of this letter, a friend of mine had
already received 184 women, four of whom were worth keeping.

REMEMBER -

This chain brings luck. One man's pit bull terrier died, and the next day he
received a Page Three model. An unmarried Turkish man living with his
widowed mother was able to choose between a well-educated, sweet natured
university graduate who could both work and not be too tired for fun, and
successful dot.com businesswoman nymphomaniac. You can be lucky too, but DO NOT BREAK THE CHAIN! One man broke the chain and got his wife back.

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