May 10, 2004

Okay, time for a joke exchange

I just noticed that the Cheesemistress had posted a joke that I found very amusing. Of course, I'm sick and twisted, so pretty much everything amuses me. However, turnabout is fair play. Here's one in the same vein:

Q: What's the difference between a wrestler and a Catholic priest?

(The answer requires some physical demonstration, so visualize along with me)

A: This is a half-nelson. ::demonstrate hold::
This is a full-nelson. ::change grip::
And this is Father Nelson. ::move hips in a humping motion::

Yes, I already know where I'm going when I die. Thanks for asking.

Posted by Physics Geek at May 10, 2004 05:57 PM StumbleUpon Toolbar Stumble It!

Okay, I'm sending that one to my dad.

Posted by: LeeAnn aka Cheesemistress at May 10, 2004 08:11 PM

Good thing I'm married or there'd be one more father warning his daughter against me. I'm fortunate in that my father-in-law has a similar sense of humor.

Posted by: physics geek at May 10, 2004 10:12 PM

I'm just impressed by your ability to put an almost purely visual joke into words :-)

Posted by: Harvey at May 12, 2004 12:34 PM

Funny. The people that I've demonstrated that joke to have been less amused...

Posted by: physics geek at May 12, 2004 01:29 PM